After The Rapture

After The Rapture, originally uploaded by CookieDuster.

This quiet Sunday morning while walking the dogs an elderly neighbor, reeking of old man sweat and hair tonic, let me know that at 5 am a "naked oriental" was trying to break in to the house on the corner. He had apparently tossed some stuff around in his yard and wandered over to the corner house wearing nothing but flip flops left outside by the wife.

Another neighbor told me what he knew about it and I headed home with the dogs.

Down the street I found a neat pile of clothes on the sidewalk. Guess who had been by here?! I took the dogs home, grabbed a bag and went back for the wardrobe.

Everything was there, from shoes to underwear. The kid's keys and wallet were still in the pockets. Pulling the wallet out of the pants pocket made me laugh out loud. One side was etched with the words "Bad Mother Fucker."

Funny.

But one bit of advice. If you are going to be a bad mofo, be a bad mofo at your place and don't end up carted off by the cops.