TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN THE TV BUSINESS TOO LONG
10) Your dining room is set up for 3-point lighting
9) Your date says to pick her/him up in 45 minutes, and you wonder if s/he meant drop-frame or non-drop-frame
8) Your home movies are preceded by :45 bars and tone
7) Your kids' names: Lowel, Mic, Bogen, little Chimera, and the twins: Ike/Gami
6) You think the sonogram could use some rotoscope work
5) Your friends refuse to watch television with you anymore
4) Terms like "best boy," "key grip," and "second unit" no longer make you chuckle
3) Twenty bucks for a roll of tape doesn't sound that unreasonable anymore
2) After a performance failure with your partner, you tell her/him you'll fix it in post
1) You thought, "Yeah, so?" after reading any of these
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